Here's a dirty poop story that explains a lot about my character: one time when I was a freshman in college, I had to shit really bad. My roommate was conveniently absent from our dorm, so I rushed inside, dropped my blue jeans and sat on the toilet naked. I had my ass spread open and I dumped this really long, extremely stinky poop right into the toilet. I sighed in relief as I finished, then I realized my roommate's high school journal was right next to the toilet. I realized that I had just poop in my roommate's journal. I heard him walking down the hall, so I quickly wiped the journal with some paper towels, then I brushed my teeth and went to my room. After my roommate left, I came back into the bathroom and scooped my shit out of the toilet and threw it in the trash.